so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize
