So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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