Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize