You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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