Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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