I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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