I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I would ride that face into the sunset
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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