just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Randomize
