You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
What did we do last night that was yellow?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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