Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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