Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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