Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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