I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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