he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Farmville is her only friend.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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