how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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