dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
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