that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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