bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
