that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
only you would photoshop your dick
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
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