I swear she didn't look like that last week.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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