nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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