he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
it's like iHOP with fire
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
we should paint friendship bongs
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