Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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