i think i have herpe
just one?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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