i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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