Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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