is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
