Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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