Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Randomize
