he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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