i permit you to call me
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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