CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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