Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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