Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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