ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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