Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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