You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Sponge bath it is.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
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