God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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