Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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