I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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