Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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