i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize