i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
the raccoons are back...
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