dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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