3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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