your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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