did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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