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Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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