u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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