Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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