i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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