I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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