Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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