when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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