Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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