Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
